What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?
the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time
they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
…what have I done?
I can never get any work done
“Not a day has gone by in my life when I haven’t thought about death. Or when the thought of death hasn’t touched me in some way. But then something curious happend. What happend was…I developed an abscess with early signs of blood poisoning and the swelling had to be cut away. I felt a little jab…and then…nothing. Eight hours of my life, you see…are completely obliterated. This fascinated me, because I thought - Is this what death is like? You’re a light that’s lit. And then one day it’s extinguished. And there’s nothing - no flame left. So death is nothing to be afraid of.”
– Ingmar Bergman (via euo)
its now my lifestyle
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
she died like 17 times
you were named after the bravest man I ever knew, xkit guy potter-
I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny divito and a lobster